Fire Drill Boner (Stuart Collier, 2011)

no my friends, this is not a film. however, it is a very intriguing post by Stuart Collier on the Shaq which simply must be examined further. let's start off with the basics of the post: Mr. Collier acquired a boner while sleeping during his Marine Bio class, only to be woken up by a fire alarm. not only did this occur, but due to school rules his shirt had to be tucked in. coincidence? I think not. but we will return to that later. clearly, this boner was initiated by Mr. Collier dreaming of female ass. bored by his class, he decided that he would rather go to sleep and dream of ass rather than suffer through the rest of Marine Bio. back to my point of this being no coincidence. as I hope all readers of this blog are, Mr. Collier is a loyal follower of Shaquille O'Neal. there is no doubt in my mind that Shaq's eternal rival, Kobe Bryant, was notified of Mr. Collier's boner and was responsible for the fire alarm going of in an attempt to embarrass Mr. Collier. thankfully, Mr. Collier doesn't believe that anybody saw his boner and therefore thwarted Bryant's plan.